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Oct 21, 2014 / 41,175 notes

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

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sempiternalseasxn:

I am addicted to this film  Goodbye  Michael Cera is my best friend.
Oct 21, 2014 / 324 notes

sempiternalseasxn:

I am addicted to this film
Goodbye
Michael Cera is my best friend.

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Oct 21, 2014 / 374,500 notes

animalcrackersinmyblog:

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

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javeliner:

having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’

this is actually me. 

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meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

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certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

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Oct 21, 2014 / 1,174,646 notes

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

Sobbing Mathematically

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cloeisrad:

Dancing w my lil bloom

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possumoftheeast:

nyannerz:

what the fuucckk

PRAISE THE SUN! 

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING


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Oct 21, 2014 / 155,912 notes

nixpunkin:

shitshilarious:

possumoftheeast:

nyannerz:

what the fuucckk

PRAISE THE SUN! 

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

DAYMAN

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

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